حبيتك لإلتزامك

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حبيتك لإلتزامك . . . . . . . . . . . . حبيتك لاحترامك
حبيت فيكي التواضع . . . . . . . . . . . . والعزة اللي ف كلامك
مبسوط منك لأنك . . . . . . . . . . . . إسلامك كل همك
أنا أصلي قابلت بابا . . . . . . . . . . . . واداني فكرة عنك
وسألته عن طباعك . . . . . . . . . . . . إن كانت يعني هادية
فحكالي عن سماعك . . . . . . . . . . . . لكلامه وانت راضية
وازاي بتسلي نفسك . . . . . . . . . . . . بذكرك وانت فاضية
وحلاوة صوت تلاوتك . . . . . . . . . . . . وازاي بتكوني شادية
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وسألته إن كنتي فاهمة . . . . . . . . . . . . معنى كلمة زوجين
قالي هتكونوا ورقة . . . . . . . . . . . . مطبوعة نسختين
غني كنت أو فقير . . . . . . . . . . . . ليك عند بنتي دين
سرك هيكون في بير . . . . . . . . . . . . معرفش مكانه فين
تفضل دايماً كبير . . . . . . . . . . . . في نظرها حبتين
لو جيت بفلوس كتير . . . . . . . . . . . . تطمن جت منين
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هتكون دايماً معاها . . . . . . . . . . . . سيرتك هتكون هواها
والشوق اللي ف خيالك . . . . . . . . . . . . تلقاه لحظة لقاها
لو جيت زعلان ف مرة . . . . . . . . . . . . إرمي همومك وراها
ومهما شوفت بره . . . . . . . . . . . . مش هتشوف مستواها
واطمن يابني خالص . . . . . . . . . . . . عقلها مافيهوش تفاهة
وزي ما هي بنتي . . .. . . . . . . . . . بنت حماتها وحماها
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وسألته عن ولادي . . . . . . . . . . . . منك هيكونوا إيه؟
قاللي هيكونوا عادي . . . . . . . . . . . . فسألته يعني إيه؟!
قاللي العادي إللي كان . . . . . . . . . . . . عند الناس من زمان
العادي بتاع سراقة . . . . . . . . . . . . وحذيفة بن اليمان
العادي بتاع أسامة . . . . . . . . . . . . وابن الحكيم لقمان
ده العادي بتاعنا إحنا . . . . . . . . . . . . بنربي عليه عشان
لو جينا ولا رحنا . . . . . . . . . . . . هنقابل الرحمن
عمرك ما تخاف عليهم . . . . . . . . . . . . ولادك في الأمان
أنا بنتي هتربيهم . . . . . . . . . . . . ع السنة والقرآن
هتشوف ابنك بيصحى . . . . . . . . . . . . مادام سمع الأذان
ينزل في الفجر يقرا . . . . . . . . . . . . بالسجدة والانسان
هتشوف في حجاب بناتك . . . . . . . . . . . . العفة والإحسان
هتشوف إزاي مراتك . . . . . . . . . . . . هتعينك إنت كمان
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وسألته عن حياتك . . . . . . . . . . . . من قبل الالتزام
قال أتذكر في ليلة . . . . . . . . . . . . مش فاكر أنهي عام
أذان الفجر أذن . . . . . . . . . . . . وقالتلي سيبني أنام
فدخلت الأوضه جوه . . . . . . . . . . . . أجيب منها الحزام
وعبال ما رجعت تاني . . . . . . . . . . . . كات رجعت ف الكلام
الله يجازي الشيطان . . . . . . . . . . . . خلاها تقول أنام
بس اطمن خلاص . . . . . . . . . . . . دلوقتي بقت تمام!
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قلتله طيب ياعمي . . . . . . . . . . . . يسعدني أقولك إني
بطلب بنتك ونفسي . . . . . . . . . . . . تناسبني وترضى عني
راح شادد فجأه لبسي . . . . . . . . . . . . وقلب وشه وسألني
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حافظ كم جزء يابني . . . . . . . . . . . . وقاري كم كتاب
احكيلي كده عن مؤتة . . . . . . . . . . . . أوغزوة الأحزاب
وسمع كم حديث . . . . . . . . . . . . في الأخذ بالأسباب
وكمان سمعلي آيه . . . . . . . . . . . . ذكرت فيها الدواب
ولو شايفها صعبة . . . . . . . . . . . . قللي بتاعة الذباب
واحكيلي حلم يوسف . . . . . . . . . . . . وبراءة الذئاب
واخواته لما جولوه . . . . . . . . . . . . دخلوا من أنهي باب
واديني فكرة برضه . . . . . . . . . . . . بتقبض كم ثواب
وناوي ازاي تحسن أنا شايفك لسه شاب
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وسأل نفسه وسألني . . . . . . . . . . . . هيعوز إيه يعني مني؟
لو عندي كل حاجه . . . . . . . . . . . . وديني مش شاغلني
أحسن لك تنسى بنتي . . . . . . . . . . . . ومهرك مش لازمني
قلتله صبرك ياعمي . . . . . . . . . . . . وبراحتك امتحني
يبقى اما أسأل تجاوب . . . . . . . . . . . . خليك دايماً فاهمني
سألتك وانت ساكت . . . . . . . . . . . . خليتني أظن ظني
وفضل يسأل واجاوب . . . . . . . . . . . . وعشان خاطرك عصرني
وظهرت النتيجة .. . . . . . . . . . . . وبفضل الله قبلني
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قاللي مقبول في نظري . . . . . . . . . . . . مبروك عليك ياسيدي
لكن في نظرها هي . . . . . . . . . . . . نجاحك مش بإيدي
وهي زمانها راجعة . . . . . . . . . . . . من تمرين السويدي
خليك قاعد شوية . . . . . . . . . . . . استنا لما تيجي
هعملك من إيديا . . . . . . . . . . . . كباية شاي صعيدي
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سابني وقعدت أفكر . . . . . . . . . . . . هل ممكن ترفضيني
طاب قولي حتى أفكر . . . . . . . . . . . . مش يمكن تفهميني
وفضل مخي يلاعبني . . . . . . . . . . . . يجيبني ويوديني
وخايف م المقابلة . . . . . . . . . . . . مرعوب بينك وبيني
ودق الباب في ثانية . . . . . . . . . . . . وشوفتك مرة تانية
مش قادر أنسى يومها . . . . . . . . . . . . وفاكر كل ثانية
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ونده والدك عليكي . . . . . . . . . . . . عشان أول لقاء
دخلتي وشوفت وشك . . . . . . . . . . . . عليه نور الحياء
نور والله فعلاً . . . . . . . . . . . . مش نور بودرة وزواء
كان أول مرة أخاف . . . . . . . . . . . . من فتنة النساء
أخلاقك مش عادية . . . . . . . . . . . . وجمالك كان شفاء
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قعدتي جنب والدك . . . . . . . . . . . . وسألتيني وجاوبتك
وفكل مرة أجاوب . . . . . . . . . . . . كنت باشوف ابتسامتك
ف أقول من جوه نفسي . . . . . . . . . . . . يارب أكون عجبتك
وبعد شوية قمتي . . . . . . . . . . . . ندهت عليكي مامتك
ورحتي دخلتي جوه . . . . . . . . . . . . وراح وراكي والدك
وانا قلت مش مروح . . . . . . . . . . . . غير لما أكون خطبتك
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وابوكي جاني تاني . . . . . . . . . . . . وقرب من وداني
لابس كرفته سوده . . . . . . . . . . . . وبدله لون فراني
المنظر يعني كله . . . . . . . . . . . . ميدلش ع التهاني
قلتله مالك ياعمي . . . . . . . . . . . . من فضلك قول عشاني
عرقي غرقلي كمي . . . . . . . . . . . . سايبني ليه أعاني
قاللي مستني إيه . . . . . . . . . . . . فين إيدك إديهاني
البنت مش موافقة . . . . . . . . . . . . تتجوز حد تاني
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كان أول مرة أعرف . . . . . . . . . . . . إزاي الناس بتفرح
سعادتي كات غريبة . . . . . . . . . . . . مش ممكن هقدر أشرح
من كتر حبي ليكي . . . . . . . . . . . . نويت أضحي وادبح
رحت اشتريت خروف . . . . . . . . . . . . وكان خروف بينطح
ده أخيراً هبقى جوزك . . . . . . . . . . . . وشجرة صبري تطرح
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خطوبتنا كات بسيطة . . . . . . . . . . . . مكانش فيها زيطة
وفرحنا كان في جامع . . . . . . . . . . . . يعني مش خلطبيطة
ومامتك جت في يومها . . . . . . . . . . . . ورقعت كام سويطة
هاتولي بنتي منه . . . . . . . . . . . . دي مش فاهمة العبيطة
إنه هيخطفها مني . . . . . . . . . . . . وهتوحشني الغتيتة
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صعبت عليا مامتك . . . . . . . . . . . . الموقف كان شديد
لكن فعلاً خطفتك . . . . . . . . . . . . ورحنا مكان بعيد
فاكرة ولا انتي ناسية . . . . . . . . . . . . أكيد فاكرة أكيد
من يوم ما بقيتي زوجتي . . . . . . . . . . وانا متهني وسعيد
معايا ف كل يوم . . .. . . . . . . . . . ويوم لؤاكي عيد
عمرك ما دقتي نوم . . . . . . . . . . . . وانا تعبان أو مريض
فلوسي كات بتكتر . . . . . . . . . . . . والخير عندك يزيد
وعامله ليه دفتر . . . . . . . . . . . . ومرتبه المواعيد
وبفضل الله قدرتي . . . . . . . . . . . . وجبتيلي الوليد
وبعديها بشوية .. . . . . . . . . . . . جبتيلنا عليه يزيد
وبعديه جت سمية . . . . . . . . . . . . وآخرهم كان حميد

بدعيلك كل يوم . . . . . . . . . . . . وأفضل أعيد وازيد
ربيتي عيالي دول . . . . . . . . . . . . ع القرآن المجيد
طول عمرك وانتي صافية . . . . . . . . . . . . قلبك لون الجليد
أخلاقهم مش عادية . . . . . . . . . . . . طلعنلك مش بعيد
وليد دلوقتي ضابط . . . . . . . . . . . . ومعاه رتبة عقيد
ودعوة قلبي صابت . . . . . . . . . . . . ويزيد أهو مات شهيد
وبنتك صيدلية . . . .. . . . . . . . . وحميد أصبح معيد
الله برحم أبوكي . . . . . . . . . . . . راجل من نوع فريد
كل اللي قاله فيكي . . . . . . . . . . . . أنا عشته بالتحديد
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عشت معاكي ف حكاية . . . . . . . . . . . . أحلى وأجمل رواية
حكايتي كات معاك . . . . . . . . . . . . وحكايتك كات معايا
اديتك كل عمري . . . . . . . . . . . . وهمك كان رضايا
وعمرك خدته منك . . . . . . . . . . . . وقربك كان دوايا
وخلاص العمر راح . . . . . . . . . . . . راحت أيام صبايا
ومسافر رحله صعبة . . . . . . . . . . . . وزادي مش كفايه
مش عاوز أشوف دموعك . . . . . . . . . . بالذات ف يوم عزايا
أنا عارف إنتي عارفة . . . . . . . . . . . . إن الموت مش نهاية
دي لسة الرحلة طالعة . . . . . . . . . . . . والموت خط البداية
إدعيلي يمكن أوصل . . . . . . . . . . . . وأشوف هناك حمايا
أنا عارف إنه فيها . . . . . . . . . . . . محجوزله هناك سرير

وسلامي في النهاية . . . . . . . . . . . . أنا خلصت الحكاية
لو يوم فكرتي فيه . . . . . . . . . . . . إقري شعري وغنايا
وأمانه ف كل مرة . . . . . . . . . . . . تدعي لي بالهداية
عسى ربي بدعائك . . . . . . . . . . . . يغفر ليا الخطاي

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Heather O'neill :D:D and Stream

really cant stop laughing when i think about heathers face when i'm gonna tell her check ma posts..... there's post with your name at my blog :P:P.

anyways i'm at home now trying to order food ,i called K.F.C. but then i canceled because they will take too much to come ..... i'm home alone my sister with her friends and ma mom is at ma grandparents home i've just came from there and there were alot of people because some old lady at their building died couple of days ago and they go there and sit doing nothing just talking about how good she was and they really gonna miss her....i liked her anyways she was so nice to me.....R.I.P

when i entered the apartment of ma grand parents there were ma aunts also there was this lady and she is ma moms friend and she introduced her self as aunt ..... i can't remember and then she introduced her daughter as lilly ...... she was such a cute girl wearing veil and seems so polite .... i like this type of calm girls with veil.

after awhile they left and during that there were alot of promises that they will come and visit us then after they left i asked simply who's is this girl or where is she studying?? i cant remember .... and as hunter who is about to get his Prey ma aunts and ma mom just turned to me and at the same time they all asked what do you think???
i said what do i think about her ..why i simply asked normal question .... they told me she looks pretty and cute .... ok loads of girls with the same specifications...

oh god when will my mom gonna stop that setup stuff ..... now i got the whole picture .... she knew they were coming and she knew i don't have our home keys ..... thats why she called me when i was on ma way home telling me there's no one home and i should come to ma grandparents home to get the keys......

anyways if she gonna pay for ma wedding expenses and bring car for ma wife and start to pay ma own expenses when i get married ...it will be fine with me ......

just kidding ..... i just wanna her to stop that setups .....


Back to the main point HEATHER :D:D ..... i will be with you tomorrow to read this..

Heather is avery nice person and kind ^^ SO FAR ^^
she is ma trainer who has to handle me ...... i feel sorry for her .... she thinks i'm funny and so far it's good ..... as long as she likes me i'll pass the test and that's not gonna happen after she read this :P:P

some were complaining that heather didn't tell us about the product and stuff like we should know ..... she was just doing that culture and community thing .... which we will never understand lol.

they didn't like the breaks and they wanted to get to the point....

Actually she needs to know alot about the Egyptians ..... they should 've give her culture and community classes about us that Egyptians never feel happy with anything :P:P.

if she started our first days with alot of info. they would have called her names that she is the destroyer or the angry Canadian and that would be the most nice names she will ever get ...... :P:P

Heather you will never make any Egyptian satisfied ..... deal with it if you wanna to come back ;).

but today when she started the info. about the products and how we gonna work i didn't hear complains and that's good though after few days i'll hear some saying if she spent more time about the product we won't be in a mess right now.

i do feel sorry for her because everyday she says today i'll get the key to my apartment then they give her that call that her apartment is not ready yet ...... why you are in such hurry for your apartment ??? you are living in ahotel ... you don't need to clean your room , you don't need to cook , you don't even have to do your own laundry ???? i envy you ..... i hope they call you today and give you your apartment key :P:P

she wanna do some packing back at her home in Canada..... i told her if you gonna offer me training there , i'll be more than happy to do your packing but unfortunately she refused :@:@:@:@ ....... do it by your self dear ..... the ship has sailed away ..... sorry it was one time offer .... i know you will call me from there and say " sorry tico i was wrong by not taking you with me " :P:P.....

by the way i keep calling her " SET EL KOL " ...... obviously she doesn't know wt does it mean ...... it means lady of ladies ...... guess what when i told her that today she replied " Emashy yallah " and it's like fuck off.

that girl who taught her that gonna live in such good days with me as long as i'm there.

back to my colleagues they are such a nice company but we all have issues either with our last job or companies or in life .....

we have alot in training complaining about their last companies ....... some didn't get promoted and some didn't like the job or some had issues with management department...... we are mix of angry people we didn't go there to work we went to fight our own battles to prove to ourselves it wasn't our fault and it was the whole system fault ....... the people in my training didn't come to work as agents they came to work as mangers and i know they will do it .... we all have previous experience in call centers .... well most of us ..... we all were about to get promoted our some got promoted but didn't like the company or just left it.

i'm pretty sure the next team managers and trainers will be from our wave ....... alot have the best record either in performance as customer service or sales as tele-sales..... wait for this people stream they gonna kick asses and i'll be proud of this wave that we had our training together.....

though some of us will prefer to be as agents as usual :P

today was a nice day anyways i get to know more about the people there and i like they shared somethings with me ......

and akram ma friend you wasn't in good mood today .... we used to tell jokes to each other also with mounier and ahmed ...... may be because i didn't take the same bus with him and he always thinks there's something in the other bus that's why i take it ..... no matter what i'm gonna say he has this idea in his mind..anyways its fine with me as long as we keep saying jokes about it ...... :D:D

And Toulba ma bal who i think we should be at the same shift together because we gonna make fun of all the people there also bishoi the youngest agent among us he's around 18 he gets shy when the people keep telling him oh sweety and lovely young and stuff like that ......

oh boy Hend who already hates me :P:P she has some issues with horoscopes ..... she judges the people from their horoscopes ...... OMG ..... she is like Mike is cancer and Mary is Libra they won't fit together ....... in the name of god who stills doing that ....... i kept teasing her today because she lives close to the company and doesn't have to wake up around 6:00 am to take the bus ...... my mom now is pissing me off because many times i told her to move to 6 of October and she refused because it's far away and she has that thought that as long as she is not living close to her parents' home then the rest of places full of thieves.....

also there's Amani whom by the way the only girl lives close to me and we have issues with the bus like today and tomorrow we gonna go to the H.R manager to complain about the bus driver who refused to drive us close to our home and he took some other way ...... i swear to god he sees nothing from my other face which i don't wanna use anytime soon.....

and how ironic when the H.R assistance's told us that he can drop us on the bridge ..... sorry ladies we didn't get our parachutes today ....... have mercy upon us i'm done with close minded people :@:@:@

and Amnain also did something strange she shared with me cab ?????
Dear if i wanted your money i would have told you ..... and she just gave me the money and just left ..... you gonna take your money tomorrow ...... and the cab driver told me good i love sharing ... that's the best type of girls ????
ok bro it's not your fucking business ????


People you are trying to piss me off today but unfortunately you failed ...... because i'm still in good that's why i'm writing that post :P:P


But before i go to sleep ........ FUCK that bus driver ,,, FUCK that cab driver ,,,,, FUCK setups marriages ,,,,,, FUCK waking up before work hours with 3 hours ,,,,,, FUCK AlMahour highway ,,,,,, FUCK the cold weather ,,,,, FUCK that shitty cafeteria we have ,,,,,, FUCK anyone who's trying to piss me off because simply i won't.....

Have a nice day :P:P

<------The Launch------>

ummmhhhh .......don't know actually where to start .... everything is ready ... Google e-mail(checked) ...... the blog(checked) ....... packs of red Marlboro cigarettes (checked) ........ Pepsi (checked) ....... my country music (checked).....

ah ok now i can write and you will read and kill me with your funny comments i can't wait to see
when you send me stuff like : how boring , such ad**k , sleepy faces , wtf , retarded.....

uh uh n't gone happen dear....with me you will stay up2date with my funny life (at least from ma point of view)..... for almost 10 years ma life was and still comic show though sometimes during the comic show you need to stop laughing and react with the cast and feel sorry for them then at the same time they do something funny so you forget about the sorrow and start laughing again....

i'm like any other normal funny guy loves life which always treating me bad .... i dont know why ..... but i don't give a fuck as long as i'm alive i'll enjoy you......again to the word though issue and by the way you will read alot that word .......

anyways sometimes life gave me good opportunities but i just gave it ma back and said sorry i'll pass ...... so its not life fault ....... life gave me good job and i said no there's should be better job somewhere else and thats gonna be episode 1 after the launch episode (you wont love that but sorry ppl you have to read or wait 4 the others episodes :P) ....

life gave me nice girl and i dumped her and searched for another girl and went after her in another country ..... and that s gonna be many episodes like 3 or 4 ..... ohhh my god you will love ma dating stories ..... just to let you know i never been in a relationship more than 6 or 8 months and that was with like 3 girls i think but the others were one night stand or a couple of weeks or may be month ......

and my college life ..... ooooh such good days i love it so much ...... lot of chicks,hanging out,laugh,fights.... quite interesting period which i never wanna remember because ........ no , no you have to read all what i'm gonna write thats why i made that blog ....... i love sharing :P

anyways i promise you will laugh eventually THOUGH you will feel sorry for me sometimes but i don't like that......i even didn't feel sorry for ma self then you shouldn't ........

you will know more about me during ma stories so i don't need to say i love blah,blah and i hate blah,blah and where i'm from and what i'm doing..... doesn't matter as long as there will be something make you wanna check ma blog again...

by the way my sister did also new blog at the same time don't know what she gonna write there but seriously i know she will write bad things about me, I've been pain in da ass to ma family especially ma sister(don't know why) but they love me when they need me they find me.

wow i wrote alot thats good because i thought i'll never find something to write about ......

well see you later because i ........ i'll tell you if everything went fine ...... hope not