Thursday, August 22, 2013
May be
Ramadan this year has hardly been a month of contemplation and reflection for most Egyptians. It is hard to remember in recent years a time when the situation has been more tense, more difficult, and more on edge. It seems, however, owing to international pressure, the brakes have been applied (if only momentarily) on the rising temperature – and at no point in the past month has there been a better time to impress upon all parties the sense of urgency for closing a political deal. What can that deal look like?
It is a pity, as a senior European diplomat put to me through his interviews, that the resolution of this crisis ought to be considered as a “deal”. In an ideal world, the resolution of this predicament ought to be on the basis of the rule of law, with minimal need for political negotiations. This is, after all, a problem between different internal forces – not a war between two different states. But, alas, Egypt does not reside in a perfect world (what country does?). Unfortunately, the rule of law is little more than a slogan for different parties to use to increase their own partisan benefit, while assuming that their own political outlook is identical to that of Egypt as a whole.
Few, if any, are able to say they want otherwise. The military overthrew the legal, legitimate president, Mohamed Morsi, justifying it on the basis of security and the protection of the state. In its declared view, the law was unfortunately, but necessarily, suspended (along with the constitution), with a view to building a more robust democracy in the near future. Supporters of the Muslim Brotherhood also engaged in illegal activity, ranging from violent actions to the disruption of the lives of millions by obstructing public transport. They also view their actions as necessary to ensure the continuation of Morsi’s presidency, which they believe will lead to a more democratic future.
Those are the main viewpoints – and it is inconceivable either side will give up on their perspective.
Nevertheless, here are the facts on the ground, beyond issues of law. The Brotherhood, the Freedom and Justice Party (FJP), and the presidency, all lost popular legitimacy. Polling and research studies released by Gallup and Tahrir Trends show all that clearly: these groupings and institutions disappointed an overwhelming majority. Did the military overthrow on 3 July have a corresponding support base among Egyptians at large? That is presently inconclusive – but on the basis of tremendous public support for the military, that is quite likely. Was it legally justifiable? It is probably as justifiable, or as unjustifiable, as the intervention on 11 February 2011 that led to the resignation of Hosni Mubarak. Was it popularly justifiable? The two main sides to this dispute both argue they have popular support – and all signs indicate that the supporters of the ousted president are fewer than supporters of the military.
Does that mean Morsi’s supporters ought to be ignored? No – they are a sizeable, if numerically minor, proportion of the population – and they ought to be respected with regards to legitimate demands. A political accommodation needs to be created – and if done correctly, it could be to the benefit of all.
What are the main points of a deal that has the best chance of being sustainable and to the benefit of all?
Here are six points that ought to be seriously considered:
1. The Brotherhood worries it will be outlawed and sent underground. It ought to receive assurances that it will not be, and that it will be fully recognised as an NGO, under an NGO regimen that is just and applies to all NGOs in Egypt. Naturally, that will entail commitments to transparency and the absence of weaponry of any kind.
2. The Freedom and Justice party, as a political force that has a religious reference (rather than speaking in absolutist terms in the name of God or religion) has significant support in the country – anywhere between 12% and 17% based on multiple recent polls. It should continue to exist as a political party, and be allowed to run in forthcoming parliamentary elections.
3. Those elections, and at least the next two parliamentary and presidential elections, should have a full array of international observers to ensure the confidence of the public and all parties in the democratic process.
4. This will entail the recognition of the interim government by all parties – including the FJP. The reinstatement of Morsi cannot be envisaged as a realistic possibility by anyone – and it would behove the Brotherhood to prepare its followers to recognise that as early as possible.
5. A genuine peace and reconciliation process, combined with full transitional (rather than vengeful) justice, is desperately needed. That may mean that a series of individuals be placed on trial for crimes they have been accused of for the last three years – but it may also mean that as part of a political, rather than simply legal, settlement results in pardons or symbolic sentences. This is not easy, and hasn’t been in any country that has engaged in this – but it entails far less loss of life than the alternatives.
6. There is one key state institution that is fundamentally, and existentially feared, by supporters of the Brotherhood, as well as many other non-Islamist forces in Egyptian society. That is the Ministry of the Interior – and neither Field Marshal Tantawi, nor Morsi, have engaged in efforts to deeply reform this institution. That is unsurprising, because it would require a strong consensus from political forces to actually achieve the needed reforms for the benefit of all Egyptians. A good step in that regard would be to appoint a professional human rights specialist as Minister of the Interior, with the full backing of all political forces – and preferably with full and open support of the military, which currently has the confidence of the overwhelming majority of people. The Ministry of the Interior would find it very difficult to withstand any genuine pressure coming from the Defence Ministry to reform – and it is unlikely the Ministry would reform on its own.
These points are difficult to realise – but they are vital for any truly sustainable transition to a full-fledged democracy that can stand on its own two feet for the foreseeable future. They will have their detractors – but as long as internal political forces view governance as a zero-sum game, Egypt is likely to continue in a state of unpredictable flux that can easily spiral from time to time into crisis.
Egypt is a strong country that has withstood a great deal in its recent history – but it deserves more than to simply survive. It has the right to thrive – and to realise the promise of those millions that fought for the January 25th Revolution. That promise is still alive – and friends of that revolution, inside and outside of Egypt, ought to spare no effort in giving it the best chance it can get.
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Senseless Thoughts
All i can think about nowadays something i read long time ago for some one called Richard Bach,he is writer was born in the 30's.
I never imagined that one sentence he said would describe some one else's life.
I started to think if he had some kind of Telepathy or something like that and just to let you know if you don't know what does Telepathy mean , its apparent communication from one mind to another without using sensory perceptions.
Anyways that thought started to vanish quickly because this should be among two living human beings and Richard Bach died long time ago.
Then i started to think that he must have lived a bad experiance to say something like that....yeah he lived a bad experiance thats the only explanation ..... otherwise this guy has the ability of teleportation and he came to the current time and witnessed some bad situation that had happened to some one else then he return back to his time and wrote about it which is ofcourse impossible right now.
So lets say he had gone through a bad experiance himself and then may be we will know why he wrote this or see if he actually had the ability of teleportation and if he really saw the end of someones situation or he went back before it ends and wrote this to make us read it after many years to determine what we should do.
So far you don't know what he wrote or said but i will tell you, he simply said " Some choices we live not only once but a thousand times over, remembering them for the rest of our lives."
At this point continue reading and think about something that happened to you and live with that nice quote (( though it might not be a nice memory to some people )) But if you start to think about yourself, you will miss the whole meaning of this "senseless" article.
Back to his saying which is actually the point. Did it ever cross his mind that thousands or millions or even few people who will read that sentence their lives might stop , they might start regretting about the choices they made ,cry, laugh or they might say yeah i was right but the thing is and i'm saying that on behalf of who are saying i was right, that we all made choices some of them are good or have the intent to be good but they are not right.
I admit that i made choices that had the intent to be good but obviously right now all i can see that it wasn't right .... AT ALL...
We are not here to start regretting, we are here to see if he truly lived an experiance of his own or he had the ability of teleportation.
So what would have been that situation or experiance he had gone through?????.... i believe it could have been about his job .... it can't be..because what else did he want to be but a famous writer ?? ..... it might have been about his family??? ..... he might have left home and he was regretting about that ... Nahhh ..... i believe it was about love ..... some one he fell in love with ... yeah thats nice i can think of story about that...
The experiance was about love ... for someone to wrtie a sentence like that had to be suffering from love, because he didn't continue with the one he fell in love with.
His story might have been like this ....
" He must have lived his life having fun searching for the angel that he will wake up everyday looking at her face and thanking God for the gift God sent to him..
he might searched for many faces that will be close to that angel but never found someone good enough to share that lonely moments of happiness he is living, even though there are many people sharing it with him like his friends or dates but still he felt lonely inside.
he always thought being lonely doesn't mean alone with no company, but he meant by being lonely was the emptiness of heart.
as long as your heart has symptoms of emptiness this means you are alone in life.
he thought filling his time with hanging around friends and having fun might make him forget about his heart, and obviously he has been trying to do all his life.
The day he had met her , his heart danced from joy and it kept pumping so hard to tell the other parts of his body that he finally found the one to fill that emptiness .... and his heart will keep pumping just for her.
he started to know what it means to have someone living in your heart and owns your soul..... he kept asking to feel repletion of love but that will never happen because every day his heart grows bigger as she grows inside of his heart.
she completed his happiness when he knew she loves him too ..... that was the independence day for his heart .... that day his heart declared he would be the leader of his body and the other organs will work for him to love only her.
But one day the heart went crazy and said it's better for her if he stayed away from her and that would be the best choice, the other organs went crazy as well and started to ask why would he do something like this , he answered to ask the eye and the ear.
Anyways they all agreed to make the choice thinking it's better for her and what they didn't know that wasn't good for her at all.
thats why they came up with this quote " Some choices we live not only once but a thousand times over, remembering them for the rest of our lives "
because they had to live with that everyday but no one notice no one notice they are all suffering even her.
May be that's why when they met each other again and she asked him something he thought it's so easy for him to answer he couldn't answer .... she asked why you loved me ??
he found him self speechless at that time , she insisted to know he choked , he didn't know what to say , she thought he didn't have answer.
But the thing is how can he tells her by his tongue , how can the tongue speaks on behalf of all his body ..... the heart started to speak explaining to her the emptiness he lived before her then his mind started to write the best flirtation poem she can ever hear , his fingers who always touched her hand , face and hair started to explain to her what did that touch mean to him , his eyes who always lightened his way to meet her also cried when she was away started to speak in details , his arms who held her close to his body and hugged her , his chest whom was the first one felt her heart and used to annoy the heart by that started to tell her about that and make fun of the heart , his legs who always walked miles , waited and ran sometimes to meet her started to tell her they never felt bored or angry because eventually they knew she will come , his hair wanted to shout and say remember me you put your hand here before , his nose who used to smell her perfume and her shampoo started telling her they can't smell anything like that again, his mouth said i used to put smile on your face when i speak , his ears said i used to convert what ever she says to the best music ever.
All of them started to speak in one time explaining to her that his soul not only loves you but also all his body.
they started to tell her as if they were well prepared to answer that question and studied hard for that but what made them fail was the tongue, it couldn't say all that.
the tongue thought by saying I LOVE YOU explains all that and that's something that doesn't need explanation.
he choked because and the result was she thought he doesn't know why he loves her, and all what he said after was just hot air.
Eventually the result was she didn't know how much he loved her and still in love with her , she is in the clouds right now , she can't forgive him for leaving her , she can't make a choice now , she can't leave everything behind her for him again , she is afraid that he will let her down again but the result is she can't take decision if he still the man she want to live with happily ever after or became the nightmare she is afraid of living the rest of her life dreaming about.
All of this might be enought reason why he wrote something like this, dont you think???
But what if he had the ability of Teleportation that will make us think if he really witnessed the end of story like that, and the result was they weren't together anymore or they made it and faced the people for their choice to live happily ever after, and he was happy with that result and decided to tell the whole world " Some choices we live not only once but a thousand times over, remembering them for the rest of our lives " because right now when everyday they wake up together they realize they shouldn't let the other ago.
some said the choices that you make will shape your life forever ...... but the question now is there still time to make such choice, or is it too late?????
I never imagined that one sentence he said would describe some one else's life.
I started to think if he had some kind of Telepathy or something like that and just to let you know if you don't know what does Telepathy mean , its apparent communication from one mind to another without using sensory perceptions.
Anyways that thought started to vanish quickly because this should be among two living human beings and Richard Bach died long time ago.
Then i started to think that he must have lived a bad experiance to say something like that....yeah he lived a bad experiance thats the only explanation ..... otherwise this guy has the ability of teleportation and he came to the current time and witnessed some bad situation that had happened to some one else then he return back to his time and wrote about it which is ofcourse impossible right now.
So lets say he had gone through a bad experiance himself and then may be we will know why he wrote this or see if he actually had the ability of teleportation and if he really saw the end of someones situation or he went back before it ends and wrote this to make us read it after many years to determine what we should do.
So far you don't know what he wrote or said but i will tell you, he simply said " Some choices we live not only once but a thousand times over, remembering them for the rest of our lives."
At this point continue reading and think about something that happened to you and live with that nice quote (( though it might not be a nice memory to some people )) But if you start to think about yourself, you will miss the whole meaning of this "senseless" article.
Back to his saying which is actually the point. Did it ever cross his mind that thousands or millions or even few people who will read that sentence their lives might stop , they might start regretting about the choices they made ,cry, laugh or they might say yeah i was right but the thing is and i'm saying that on behalf of who are saying i was right, that we all made choices some of them are good or have the intent to be good but they are not right.
I admit that i made choices that had the intent to be good but obviously right now all i can see that it wasn't right .... AT ALL...
We are not here to start regretting, we are here to see if he truly lived an experiance of his own or he had the ability of teleportation.
So what would have been that situation or experiance he had gone through?????.... i believe it could have been about his job .... it can't be..because what else did he want to be but a famous writer ?? ..... it might have been about his family??? ..... he might have left home and he was regretting about that ... Nahhh ..... i believe it was about love ..... some one he fell in love with ... yeah thats nice i can think of story about that...
The experiance was about love ... for someone to wrtie a sentence like that had to be suffering from love, because he didn't continue with the one he fell in love with.
His story might have been like this ....
" He must have lived his life having fun searching for the angel that he will wake up everyday looking at her face and thanking God for the gift God sent to him..
he might searched for many faces that will be close to that angel but never found someone good enough to share that lonely moments of happiness he is living, even though there are many people sharing it with him like his friends or dates but still he felt lonely inside.
he always thought being lonely doesn't mean alone with no company, but he meant by being lonely was the emptiness of heart.
as long as your heart has symptoms of emptiness this means you are alone in life.
he thought filling his time with hanging around friends and having fun might make him forget about his heart, and obviously he has been trying to do all his life.
The day he had met her , his heart danced from joy and it kept pumping so hard to tell the other parts of his body that he finally found the one to fill that emptiness .... and his heart will keep pumping just for her.
he started to know what it means to have someone living in your heart and owns your soul..... he kept asking to feel repletion of love but that will never happen because every day his heart grows bigger as she grows inside of his heart.
she completed his happiness when he knew she loves him too ..... that was the independence day for his heart .... that day his heart declared he would be the leader of his body and the other organs will work for him to love only her.
But one day the heart went crazy and said it's better for her if he stayed away from her and that would be the best choice, the other organs went crazy as well and started to ask why would he do something like this , he answered to ask the eye and the ear.
Anyways they all agreed to make the choice thinking it's better for her and what they didn't know that wasn't good for her at all.
thats why they came up with this quote " Some choices we live not only once but a thousand times over, remembering them for the rest of our lives "
because they had to live with that everyday but no one notice no one notice they are all suffering even her.
May be that's why when they met each other again and she asked him something he thought it's so easy for him to answer he couldn't answer .... she asked why you loved me ??
he found him self speechless at that time , she insisted to know he choked , he didn't know what to say , she thought he didn't have answer.
But the thing is how can he tells her by his tongue , how can the tongue speaks on behalf of all his body ..... the heart started to speak explaining to her the emptiness he lived before her then his mind started to write the best flirtation poem she can ever hear , his fingers who always touched her hand , face and hair started to explain to her what did that touch mean to him , his eyes who always lightened his way to meet her also cried when she was away started to speak in details , his arms who held her close to his body and hugged her , his chest whom was the first one felt her heart and used to annoy the heart by that started to tell her about that and make fun of the heart , his legs who always walked miles , waited and ran sometimes to meet her started to tell her they never felt bored or angry because eventually they knew she will come , his hair wanted to shout and say remember me you put your hand here before , his nose who used to smell her perfume and her shampoo started telling her they can't smell anything like that again, his mouth said i used to put smile on your face when i speak , his ears said i used to convert what ever she says to the best music ever.
All of them started to speak in one time explaining to her that his soul not only loves you but also all his body.
they started to tell her as if they were well prepared to answer that question and studied hard for that but what made them fail was the tongue, it couldn't say all that.
the tongue thought by saying I LOVE YOU explains all that and that's something that doesn't need explanation.
he choked because and the result was she thought he doesn't know why he loves her, and all what he said after was just hot air.
Eventually the result was she didn't know how much he loved her and still in love with her , she is in the clouds right now , she can't forgive him for leaving her , she can't make a choice now , she can't leave everything behind her for him again , she is afraid that he will let her down again but the result is she can't take decision if he still the man she want to live with happily ever after or became the nightmare she is afraid of living the rest of her life dreaming about.
All of this might be enought reason why he wrote something like this, dont you think???
But what if he had the ability of Teleportation that will make us think if he really witnessed the end of story like that, and the result was they weren't together anymore or they made it and faced the people for their choice to live happily ever after, and he was happy with that result and decided to tell the whole world " Some choices we live not only once but a thousand times over, remembering them for the rest of our lives " because right now when everyday they wake up together they realize they shouldn't let the other ago.
some said the choices that you make will shape your life forever ...... but the question now is there still time to make such choice, or is it too late?????
Sunday, December 27, 2009
حبيتك لإلتزامك
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حبيتك لإلتزامك . . . . . . . . . . . . حبيتك لاحترامك
حبيت فيكي التواضع . . . . . . . . . . . . والعزة اللي ف كلامك
مبسوط منك لأنك . . . . . . . . . . . . إسلامك كل همك
أنا أصلي قابلت بابا . . . . . . . . . . . . واداني فكرة عنك
وسألته عن طباعك . . . . . . . . . . . . إن كانت يعني هادية
فحكالي عن سماعك . . . . . . . . . . . . لكلامه وانت راضية
وازاي بتسلي نفسك . . . . . . . . . . . . بذكرك وانت فاضية
وحلاوة صوت تلاوتك . . . . . . . . . . . . وازاي بتكوني شادية
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وسألته إن كنتي فاهمة . . . . . . . . . . . . معنى كلمة زوجين
قالي هتكونوا ورقة . . . . . . . . . . . . مطبوعة نسختين
غني كنت أو فقير . . . . . . . . . . . . ليك عند بنتي دين
سرك هيكون في بير . . . . . . . . . . . . معرفش مكانه فين
تفضل دايماً كبير . . . . . . . . . . . . في نظرها حبتين
لو جيت بفلوس كتير . . . . . . . . . . . . تطمن جت منين
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هتكون دايماً معاها . . . . . . . . . . . . سيرتك هتكون هواها
والشوق اللي ف خيالك . . . . . . . . . . . . تلقاه لحظة لقاها
لو جيت زعلان ف مرة . . . . . . . . . . . . إرمي همومك وراها
ومهما شوفت بره . . . . . . . . . . . . مش هتشوف مستواها
واطمن يابني خالص . . . . . . . . . . . . عقلها مافيهوش تفاهة
وزي ما هي بنتي . . .. . . . . . . . . . بنت حماتها وحماها
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وسألته عن ولادي . . . . . . . . . . . . منك هيكونوا إيه؟
قاللي هيكونوا عادي . . . . . . . . . . . . فسألته يعني إيه؟!
قاللي العادي إللي كان . . . . . . . . . . . . عند الناس من زمان
العادي بتاع سراقة . . . . . . . . . . . . وحذيفة بن اليمان
العادي بتاع أسامة . . . . . . . . . . . . وابن الحكيم لقمان
ده العادي بتاعنا إحنا . . . . . . . . . . . . بنربي عليه عشان
لو جينا ولا رحنا . . . . . . . . . . . . هنقابل الرحمن
عمرك ما تخاف عليهم . . . . . . . . . . . . ولادك في الأمان
أنا بنتي هتربيهم . . . . . . . . . . . . ع السنة والقرآن
هتشوف ابنك بيصحى . . . . . . . . . . . . مادام سمع الأذان
ينزل في الفجر يقرا . . . . . . . . . . . . بالسجدة والانسان
هتشوف في حجاب بناتك . . . . . . . . . . . . العفة والإحسان
هتشوف إزاي مراتك . . . . . . . . . . . . هتعينك إنت كمان
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وسألته عن حياتك . . . . . . . . . . . . من قبل الالتزام
قال أتذكر في ليلة . . . . . . . . . . . . مش فاكر أنهي عام
أذان الفجر أذن . . . . . . . . . . . . وقالتلي سيبني أنام
فدخلت الأوضه جوه . . . . . . . . . . . . أجيب منها الحزام
وعبال ما رجعت تاني . . . . . . . . . . . . كات رجعت ف الكلام
الله يجازي الشيطان . . . . . . . . . . . . خلاها تقول أنام
بس اطمن خلاص . . . . . . . . . . . . دلوقتي بقت تمام!
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قلتله طيب ياعمي . . . . . . . . . . . . يسعدني أقولك إني
بطلب بنتك ونفسي . . . . . . . . . . . . تناسبني وترضى عني
راح شادد فجأه لبسي . . . . . . . . . . . . وقلب وشه وسألني
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حافظ كم جزء يابني . . . . . . . . . . . . وقاري كم كتاب
احكيلي كده عن مؤتة . . . . . . . . . . . . أوغزوة الأحزاب
وسمع كم حديث . . . . . . . . . . . . في الأخذ بالأسباب
وكمان سمعلي آيه . . . . . . . . . . . . ذكرت فيها الدواب
ولو شايفها صعبة . . . . . . . . . . . . قللي بتاعة الذباب
واحكيلي حلم يوسف . . . . . . . . . . . . وبراءة الذئاب
واخواته لما جولوه . . . . . . . . . . . . دخلوا من أنهي باب
واديني فكرة برضه . . . . . . . . . . . . بتقبض كم ثواب
وناوي ازاي تحسن أنا شايفك لسه شاب
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وسأل نفسه وسألني . . . . . . . . . . . . هيعوز إيه يعني مني؟
لو عندي كل حاجه . . . . . . . . . . . . وديني مش شاغلني
أحسن لك تنسى بنتي . . . . . . . . . . . . ومهرك مش لازمني
قلتله صبرك ياعمي . . . . . . . . . . . . وبراحتك امتحني
يبقى اما أسأل تجاوب . . . . . . . . . . . . خليك دايماً فاهمني
سألتك وانت ساكت . . . . . . . . . . . . خليتني أظن ظني
وفضل يسأل واجاوب . . . . . . . . . . . . وعشان خاطرك عصرني
وظهرت النتيجة .. . . . . . . . . . . . وبفضل الله قبلني
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قاللي مقبول في نظري . . . . . . . . . . . . مبروك عليك ياسيدي
لكن في نظرها هي . . . . . . . . . . . . نجاحك مش بإيدي
وهي زمانها راجعة . . . . . . . . . . . . من تمرين السويدي
خليك قاعد شوية . . . . . . . . . . . . استنا لما تيجي
هعملك من إيديا . . . . . . . . . . . . كباية شاي صعيدي
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سابني وقعدت أفكر . . . . . . . . . . . . هل ممكن ترفضيني
طاب قولي حتى أفكر . . . . . . . . . . . . مش يمكن تفهميني
وفضل مخي يلاعبني . . . . . . . . . . . . يجيبني ويوديني
وخايف م المقابلة . . . . . . . . . . . . مرعوب بينك وبيني
ودق الباب في ثانية . . . . . . . . . . . . وشوفتك مرة تانية
مش قادر أنسى يومها . . . . . . . . . . . . وفاكر كل ثانية
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ونده والدك عليكي . . . . . . . . . . . . عشان أول لقاء
دخلتي وشوفت وشك . . . . . . . . . . . . عليه نور الحياء
نور والله فعلاً . . . . . . . . . . . . مش نور بودرة وزواء
كان أول مرة أخاف . . . . . . . . . . . . من فتنة النساء
أخلاقك مش عادية . . . . . . . . . . . . وجمالك كان شفاء
* * *
قعدتي جنب والدك . . . . . . . . . . . . وسألتيني وجاوبتك
وفكل مرة أجاوب . . . . . . . . . . . . كنت باشوف ابتسامتك
ف أقول من جوه نفسي . . . . . . . . . . . . يارب أكون عجبتك
وبعد شوية قمتي . . . . . . . . . . . . ندهت عليكي مامتك
ورحتي دخلتي جوه . . . . . . . . . . . . وراح وراكي والدك
وانا قلت مش مروح . . . . . . . . . . . . غير لما أكون خطبتك
* * *
وابوكي جاني تاني . . . . . . . . . . . . وقرب من وداني
لابس كرفته سوده . . . . . . . . . . . . وبدله لون فراني
المنظر يعني كله . . . . . . . . . . . . ميدلش ع التهاني
قلتله مالك ياعمي . . . . . . . . . . . . من فضلك قول عشاني
عرقي غرقلي كمي . . . . . . . . . . . . سايبني ليه أعاني
قاللي مستني إيه . . . . . . . . . . . . فين إيدك إديهاني
البنت مش موافقة . . . . . . . . . . . . تتجوز حد تاني
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كان أول مرة أعرف . . . . . . . . . . . . إزاي الناس بتفرح
سعادتي كات غريبة . . . . . . . . . . . . مش ممكن هقدر أشرح
من كتر حبي ليكي . . . . . . . . . . . . نويت أضحي وادبح
رحت اشتريت خروف . . . . . . . . . . . . وكان خروف بينطح
ده أخيراً هبقى جوزك . . . . . . . . . . . . وشجرة صبري تطرح
* * *
خطوبتنا كات بسيطة . . . . . . . . . . . . مكانش فيها زيطة
وفرحنا كان في جامع . . . . . . . . . . . . يعني مش خلطبيطة
ومامتك جت في يومها . . . . . . . . . . . . ورقعت كام سويطة
هاتولي بنتي منه . . . . . . . . . . . . دي مش فاهمة العبيطة
إنه هيخطفها مني . . . . . . . . . . . . وهتوحشني الغتيتة
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صعبت عليا مامتك . . . . . . . . . . . . الموقف كان شديد
لكن فعلاً خطفتك . . . . . . . . . . . . ورحنا مكان بعيد
فاكرة ولا انتي ناسية . . . . . . . . . . . . أكيد فاكرة أكيد
من يوم ما بقيتي زوجتي . . . . . . . . . . وانا متهني وسعيد
معايا ف كل يوم . . .. . . . . . . . . . ويوم لؤاكي عيد
عمرك ما دقتي نوم . . . . . . . . . . . . وانا تعبان أو مريض
فلوسي كات بتكتر . . . . . . . . . . . . والخير عندك يزيد
وعامله ليه دفتر . . . . . . . . . . . . ومرتبه المواعيد
وبفضل الله قدرتي . . . . . . . . . . . . وجبتيلي الوليد
وبعديها بشوية .. . . . . . . . . . . . جبتيلنا عليه يزيد
وبعديه جت سمية . . . . . . . . . . . . وآخرهم كان حميد
بدعيلك كل يوم . . . . . . . . . . . . وأفضل أعيد وازيد
ربيتي عيالي دول . . . . . . . . . . . . ع القرآن المجيد
طول عمرك وانتي صافية . . . . . . . . . . . . قلبك لون الجليد
أخلاقهم مش عادية . . . . . . . . . . . . طلعنلك مش بعيد
وليد دلوقتي ضابط . . . . . . . . . . . . ومعاه رتبة عقيد
ودعوة قلبي صابت . . . . . . . . . . . . ويزيد أهو مات شهيد
وبنتك صيدلية . . . .. . . . . . . . . وحميد أصبح معيد
الله برحم أبوكي . . . . . . . . . . . . راجل من نوع فريد
كل اللي قاله فيكي . . . . . . . . . . . . أنا عشته بالتحديد
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عشت معاكي ف حكاية . . . . . . . . . . . . أحلى وأجمل رواية
حكايتي كات معاك . . . . . . . . . . . . وحكايتك كات معايا
اديتك كل عمري . . . . . . . . . . . . وهمك كان رضايا
وعمرك خدته منك . . . . . . . . . . . . وقربك كان دوايا
وخلاص العمر راح . . . . . . . . . . . . راحت أيام صبايا
ومسافر رحله صعبة . . . . . . . . . . . . وزادي مش كفايه
مش عاوز أشوف دموعك . . . . . . . . . . بالذات ف يوم عزايا
أنا عارف إنتي عارفة . . . . . . . . . . . . إن الموت مش نهاية
دي لسة الرحلة طالعة . . . . . . . . . . . . والموت خط البداية
إدعيلي يمكن أوصل . . . . . . . . . . . . وأشوف هناك حمايا
أنا عارف إنه فيها . . . . . . . . . . . . محجوزله هناك سرير
وسلامي في النهاية . . . . . . . . . . . . أنا خلصت الحكاية
لو يوم فكرتي فيه . . . . . . . . . . . . إقري شعري وغنايا
وأمانه ف كل مرة . . . . . . . . . . . . تدعي لي بالهداية
عسى ربي بدعائك . . . . . . . . . . . . يغفر ليا الخطاي
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حبيتك لإلتزامك . . . . . . . . . . . . حبيتك لاحترامك
حبيت فيكي التواضع . . . . . . . . . . . . والعزة اللي ف كلامك
مبسوط منك لأنك . . . . . . . . . . . . إسلامك كل همك
أنا أصلي قابلت بابا . . . . . . . . . . . . واداني فكرة عنك
وسألته عن طباعك . . . . . . . . . . . . إن كانت يعني هادية
فحكالي عن سماعك . . . . . . . . . . . . لكلامه وانت راضية
وازاي بتسلي نفسك . . . . . . . . . . . . بذكرك وانت فاضية
وحلاوة صوت تلاوتك . . . . . . . . . . . . وازاي بتكوني شادية
* * *
وسألته إن كنتي فاهمة . . . . . . . . . . . . معنى كلمة زوجين
قالي هتكونوا ورقة . . . . . . . . . . . . مطبوعة نسختين
غني كنت أو فقير . . . . . . . . . . . . ليك عند بنتي دين
سرك هيكون في بير . . . . . . . . . . . . معرفش مكانه فين
تفضل دايماً كبير . . . . . . . . . . . . في نظرها حبتين
لو جيت بفلوس كتير . . . . . . . . . . . . تطمن جت منين
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هتكون دايماً معاها . . . . . . . . . . . . سيرتك هتكون هواها
والشوق اللي ف خيالك . . . . . . . . . . . . تلقاه لحظة لقاها
لو جيت زعلان ف مرة . . . . . . . . . . . . إرمي همومك وراها
ومهما شوفت بره . . . . . . . . . . . . مش هتشوف مستواها
واطمن يابني خالص . . . . . . . . . . . . عقلها مافيهوش تفاهة
وزي ما هي بنتي . . .. . . . . . . . . . بنت حماتها وحماها
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وسألته عن ولادي . . . . . . . . . . . . منك هيكونوا إيه؟
قاللي هيكونوا عادي . . . . . . . . . . . . فسألته يعني إيه؟!
قاللي العادي إللي كان . . . . . . . . . . . . عند الناس من زمان
العادي بتاع سراقة . . . . . . . . . . . . وحذيفة بن اليمان
العادي بتاع أسامة . . . . . . . . . . . . وابن الحكيم لقمان
ده العادي بتاعنا إحنا . . . . . . . . . . . . بنربي عليه عشان
لو جينا ولا رحنا . . . . . . . . . . . . هنقابل الرحمن
عمرك ما تخاف عليهم . . . . . . . . . . . . ولادك في الأمان
أنا بنتي هتربيهم . . . . . . . . . . . . ع السنة والقرآن
هتشوف ابنك بيصحى . . . . . . . . . . . . مادام سمع الأذان
ينزل في الفجر يقرا . . . . . . . . . . . . بالسجدة والانسان
هتشوف في حجاب بناتك . . . . . . . . . . . . العفة والإحسان
هتشوف إزاي مراتك . . . . . . . . . . . . هتعينك إنت كمان
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وسألته عن حياتك . . . . . . . . . . . . من قبل الالتزام
قال أتذكر في ليلة . . . . . . . . . . . . مش فاكر أنهي عام
أذان الفجر أذن . . . . . . . . . . . . وقالتلي سيبني أنام
فدخلت الأوضه جوه . . . . . . . . . . . . أجيب منها الحزام
وعبال ما رجعت تاني . . . . . . . . . . . . كات رجعت ف الكلام
الله يجازي الشيطان . . . . . . . . . . . . خلاها تقول أنام
بس اطمن خلاص . . . . . . . . . . . . دلوقتي بقت تمام!
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قلتله طيب ياعمي . . . . . . . . . . . . يسعدني أقولك إني
بطلب بنتك ونفسي . . . . . . . . . . . . تناسبني وترضى عني
راح شادد فجأه لبسي . . . . . . . . . . . . وقلب وشه وسألني
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حافظ كم جزء يابني . . . . . . . . . . . . وقاري كم كتاب
احكيلي كده عن مؤتة . . . . . . . . . . . . أوغزوة الأحزاب
وسمع كم حديث . . . . . . . . . . . . في الأخذ بالأسباب
وكمان سمعلي آيه . . . . . . . . . . . . ذكرت فيها الدواب
ولو شايفها صعبة . . . . . . . . . . . . قللي بتاعة الذباب
واحكيلي حلم يوسف . . . . . . . . . . . . وبراءة الذئاب
واخواته لما جولوه . . . . . . . . . . . . دخلوا من أنهي باب
واديني فكرة برضه . . . . . . . . . . . . بتقبض كم ثواب
وناوي ازاي تحسن أنا شايفك لسه شاب
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وسأل نفسه وسألني . . . . . . . . . . . . هيعوز إيه يعني مني؟
لو عندي كل حاجه . . . . . . . . . . . . وديني مش شاغلني
أحسن لك تنسى بنتي . . . . . . . . . . . . ومهرك مش لازمني
قلتله صبرك ياعمي . . . . . . . . . . . . وبراحتك امتحني
يبقى اما أسأل تجاوب . . . . . . . . . . . . خليك دايماً فاهمني
سألتك وانت ساكت . . . . . . . . . . . . خليتني أظن ظني
وفضل يسأل واجاوب . . . . . . . . . . . . وعشان خاطرك عصرني
وظهرت النتيجة .. . . . . . . . . . . . وبفضل الله قبلني
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قاللي مقبول في نظري . . . . . . . . . . . . مبروك عليك ياسيدي
لكن في نظرها هي . . . . . . . . . . . . نجاحك مش بإيدي
وهي زمانها راجعة . . . . . . . . . . . . من تمرين السويدي
خليك قاعد شوية . . . . . . . . . . . . استنا لما تيجي
هعملك من إيديا . . . . . . . . . . . . كباية شاي صعيدي
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سابني وقعدت أفكر . . . . . . . . . . . . هل ممكن ترفضيني
طاب قولي حتى أفكر . . . . . . . . . . . . مش يمكن تفهميني
وفضل مخي يلاعبني . . . . . . . . . . . . يجيبني ويوديني
وخايف م المقابلة . . . . . . . . . . . . مرعوب بينك وبيني
ودق الباب في ثانية . . . . . . . . . . . . وشوفتك مرة تانية
مش قادر أنسى يومها . . . . . . . . . . . . وفاكر كل ثانية
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ونده والدك عليكي . . . . . . . . . . . . عشان أول لقاء
دخلتي وشوفت وشك . . . . . . . . . . . . عليه نور الحياء
نور والله فعلاً . . . . . . . . . . . . مش نور بودرة وزواء
كان أول مرة أخاف . . . . . . . . . . . . من فتنة النساء
أخلاقك مش عادية . . . . . . . . . . . . وجمالك كان شفاء
* * *
قعدتي جنب والدك . . . . . . . . . . . . وسألتيني وجاوبتك
وفكل مرة أجاوب . . . . . . . . . . . . كنت باشوف ابتسامتك
ف أقول من جوه نفسي . . . . . . . . . . . . يارب أكون عجبتك
وبعد شوية قمتي . . . . . . . . . . . . ندهت عليكي مامتك
ورحتي دخلتي جوه . . . . . . . . . . . . وراح وراكي والدك
وانا قلت مش مروح . . . . . . . . . . . . غير لما أكون خطبتك
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وابوكي جاني تاني . . . . . . . . . . . . وقرب من وداني
لابس كرفته سوده . . . . . . . . . . . . وبدله لون فراني
المنظر يعني كله . . . . . . . . . . . . ميدلش ع التهاني
قلتله مالك ياعمي . . . . . . . . . . . . من فضلك قول عشاني
عرقي غرقلي كمي . . . . . . . . . . . . سايبني ليه أعاني
قاللي مستني إيه . . . . . . . . . . . . فين إيدك إديهاني
البنت مش موافقة . . . . . . . . . . . . تتجوز حد تاني
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كان أول مرة أعرف . . . . . . . . . . . . إزاي الناس بتفرح
سعادتي كات غريبة . . . . . . . . . . . . مش ممكن هقدر أشرح
من كتر حبي ليكي . . . . . . . . . . . . نويت أضحي وادبح
رحت اشتريت خروف . . . . . . . . . . . . وكان خروف بينطح
ده أخيراً هبقى جوزك . . . . . . . . . . . . وشجرة صبري تطرح
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خطوبتنا كات بسيطة . . . . . . . . . . . . مكانش فيها زيطة
وفرحنا كان في جامع . . . . . . . . . . . . يعني مش خلطبيطة
ومامتك جت في يومها . . . . . . . . . . . . ورقعت كام سويطة
هاتولي بنتي منه . . . . . . . . . . . . دي مش فاهمة العبيطة
إنه هيخطفها مني . . . . . . . . . . . . وهتوحشني الغتيتة
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صعبت عليا مامتك . . . . . . . . . . . . الموقف كان شديد
لكن فعلاً خطفتك . . . . . . . . . . . . ورحنا مكان بعيد
فاكرة ولا انتي ناسية . . . . . . . . . . . . أكيد فاكرة أكيد
من يوم ما بقيتي زوجتي . . . . . . . . . . وانا متهني وسعيد
معايا ف كل يوم . . .. . . . . . . . . . ويوم لؤاكي عيد
عمرك ما دقتي نوم . . . . . . . . . . . . وانا تعبان أو مريض
فلوسي كات بتكتر . . . . . . . . . . . . والخير عندك يزيد
وعامله ليه دفتر . . . . . . . . . . . . ومرتبه المواعيد
وبفضل الله قدرتي . . . . . . . . . . . . وجبتيلي الوليد
وبعديها بشوية .. . . . . . . . . . . . جبتيلنا عليه يزيد
وبعديه جت سمية . . . . . . . . . . . . وآخرهم كان حميد
بدعيلك كل يوم . . . . . . . . . . . . وأفضل أعيد وازيد
ربيتي عيالي دول . . . . . . . . . . . . ع القرآن المجيد
طول عمرك وانتي صافية . . . . . . . . . . . . قلبك لون الجليد
أخلاقهم مش عادية . . . . . . . . . . . . طلعنلك مش بعيد
وليد دلوقتي ضابط . . . . . . . . . . . . ومعاه رتبة عقيد
ودعوة قلبي صابت . . . . . . . . . . . . ويزيد أهو مات شهيد
وبنتك صيدلية . . . .. . . . . . . . . وحميد أصبح معيد
الله برحم أبوكي . . . . . . . . . . . . راجل من نوع فريد
كل اللي قاله فيكي . . . . . . . . . . . . أنا عشته بالتحديد
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عشت معاكي ف حكاية . . . . . . . . . . . . أحلى وأجمل رواية
حكايتي كات معاك . . . . . . . . . . . . وحكايتك كات معايا
اديتك كل عمري . . . . . . . . . . . . وهمك كان رضايا
وعمرك خدته منك . . . . . . . . . . . . وقربك كان دوايا
وخلاص العمر راح . . . . . . . . . . . . راحت أيام صبايا
ومسافر رحله صعبة . . . . . . . . . . . . وزادي مش كفايه
مش عاوز أشوف دموعك . . . . . . . . . . بالذات ف يوم عزايا
أنا عارف إنتي عارفة . . . . . . . . . . . . إن الموت مش نهاية
دي لسة الرحلة طالعة . . . . . . . . . . . . والموت خط البداية
إدعيلي يمكن أوصل . . . . . . . . . . . . وأشوف هناك حمايا
أنا عارف إنه فيها . . . . . . . . . . . . محجوزله هناك سرير
وسلامي في النهاية . . . . . . . . . . . . أنا خلصت الحكاية
لو يوم فكرتي فيه . . . . . . . . . . . . إقري شعري وغنايا
وأمانه ف كل مرة . . . . . . . . . . . . تدعي لي بالهداية
عسى ربي بدعائك . . . . . . . . . . . . يغفر ليا الخطاي
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Sunday, December 6, 2009
Heather O'neill :D:D and Stream
really cant stop laughing when i think about heathers face when i'm gonna tell her check ma posts..... there's post with your name at my blog :P:P.
anyways i'm at home now trying to order food ,i called K.F.C. but then i canceled because they will take too much to come ..... i'm home alone my sister with her friends and ma mom is at ma grandparents home i've just came from there and there were alot of people because some old lady at their building died couple of days ago and they go there and sit doing nothing just talking about how good she was and they really gonna miss her....i liked her anyways she was so nice to me.....R.I.P
when i entered the apartment of ma grand parents there were ma aunts also there was this lady and she is ma moms friend and she introduced her self as aunt ..... i can't remember and then she introduced her daughter as lilly ...... she was such a cute girl wearing veil and seems so polite .... i like this type of calm girls with veil.
after awhile they left and during that there were alot of promises that they will come and visit us then after they left i asked simply who's is this girl or where is she studying?? i cant remember .... and as hunter who is about to get his Prey ma aunts and ma mom just turned to me and at the same time they all asked what do you think???
i said what do i think about her ..why i simply asked normal question .... they told me she looks pretty and cute .... ok loads of girls with the same specifications...
oh god when will my mom gonna stop that setup stuff ..... now i got the whole picture .... she knew they were coming and she knew i don't have our home keys ..... thats why she called me when i was on ma way home telling me there's no one home and i should come to ma grandparents home to get the keys......
anyways if she gonna pay for ma wedding expenses and bring car for ma wife and start to pay ma own expenses when i get married ...it will be fine with me ......
just kidding ..... i just wanna her to stop that setups .....
Back to the main point HEATHER :D:D ..... i will be with you tomorrow to read this..
Heather is avery nice person and kind ^^ SO FAR ^^
she is ma trainer who has to handle me ...... i feel sorry for her .... she thinks i'm funny and so far it's good ..... as long as she likes me i'll pass the test and that's not gonna happen after she read this :P:P
some were complaining that heather didn't tell us about the product and stuff like we should know ..... she was just doing that culture and community thing .... which we will never understand lol.
they didn't like the breaks and they wanted to get to the point....
Actually she needs to know alot about the Egyptians ..... they should 've give her culture and community classes about us that Egyptians never feel happy with anything :P:P.
if she started our first days with alot of info. they would have called her names that she is the destroyer or the angry Canadian and that would be the most nice names she will ever get ...... :P:P
Heather you will never make any Egyptian satisfied ..... deal with it if you wanna to come back ;).
but today when she started the info. about the products and how we gonna work i didn't hear complains and that's good though after few days i'll hear some saying if she spent more time about the product we won't be in a mess right now.
i do feel sorry for her because everyday she says today i'll get the key to my apartment then they give her that call that her apartment is not ready yet ...... why you are in such hurry for your apartment ??? you are living in ahotel ... you don't need to clean your room , you don't need to cook , you don't even have to do your own laundry ???? i envy you ..... i hope they call you today and give you your apartment key :P:P
she wanna do some packing back at her home in Canada..... i told her if you gonna offer me training there , i'll be more than happy to do your packing but unfortunately she refused :@:@:@:@ ....... do it by your self dear ..... the ship has sailed away ..... sorry it was one time offer .... i know you will call me from there and say " sorry tico i was wrong by not taking you with me " :P:P.....
by the way i keep calling her " SET EL KOL " ...... obviously she doesn't know wt does it mean ...... it means lady of ladies ...... guess what when i told her that today she replied " Emashy yallah " and it's like fuck off.
that girl who taught her that gonna live in such good days with me as long as i'm there.
back to my colleagues they are such a nice company but we all have issues either with our last job or companies or in life .....
we have alot in training complaining about their last companies ....... some didn't get promoted and some didn't like the job or some had issues with management department...... we are mix of angry people we didn't go there to work we went to fight our own battles to prove to ourselves it wasn't our fault and it was the whole system fault ....... the people in my training didn't come to work as agents they came to work as mangers and i know they will do it .... we all have previous experience in call centers .... well most of us ..... we all were about to get promoted our some got promoted but didn't like the company or just left it.
i'm pretty sure the next team managers and trainers will be from our wave ....... alot have the best record either in performance as customer service or sales as tele-sales..... wait for this people stream they gonna kick asses and i'll be proud of this wave that we had our training together.....
though some of us will prefer to be as agents as usual :P
today was a nice day anyways i get to know more about the people there and i like they shared somethings with me ......
and akram ma friend you wasn't in good mood today .... we used to tell jokes to each other also with mounier and ahmed ...... may be because i didn't take the same bus with him and he always thinks there's something in the other bus that's why i take it ..... no matter what i'm gonna say he has this idea in his mind..anyways its fine with me as long as we keep saying jokes about it ...... :D:D
And Toulba ma bal who i think we should be at the same shift together because we gonna make fun of all the people there also bishoi the youngest agent among us he's around 18 he gets shy when the people keep telling him oh sweety and lovely young and stuff like that ......
oh boy Hend who already hates me :P:P she has some issues with horoscopes ..... she judges the people from their horoscopes ...... OMG ..... she is like Mike is cancer and Mary is Libra they won't fit together ....... in the name of god who stills doing that ....... i kept teasing her today because she lives close to the company and doesn't have to wake up around 6:00 am to take the bus ...... my mom now is pissing me off because many times i told her to move to 6 of October and she refused because it's far away and she has that thought that as long as she is not living close to her parents' home then the rest of places full of thieves.....
also there's Amani whom by the way the only girl lives close to me and we have issues with the bus like today and tomorrow we gonna go to the H.R manager to complain about the bus driver who refused to drive us close to our home and he took some other way ...... i swear to god he sees nothing from my other face which i don't wanna use anytime soon.....
and how ironic when the H.R assistance's told us that he can drop us on the bridge ..... sorry ladies we didn't get our parachutes today ....... have mercy upon us i'm done with close minded people :@:@:@
and Amnain also did something strange she shared with me cab ?????
Dear if i wanted your money i would have told you ..... and she just gave me the money and just left ..... you gonna take your money tomorrow ...... and the cab driver told me good i love sharing ... that's the best type of girls ????
ok bro it's not your fucking business ????
People you are trying to piss me off today but unfortunately you failed ...... because i'm still in good that's why i'm writing that post :P:P
But before i go to sleep ........ FUCK that bus driver ,,, FUCK that cab driver ,,,,, FUCK setups marriages ,,,,,, FUCK waking up before work hours with 3 hours ,,,,,, FUCK AlMahour highway ,,,,,, FUCK the cold weather ,,,,, FUCK that shitty cafeteria we have ,,,,,, FUCK anyone who's trying to piss me off because simply i won't.....
Have a nice day :P:P
anyways i'm at home now trying to order food ,i called K.F.C. but then i canceled because they will take too much to come ..... i'm home alone my sister with her friends and ma mom is at ma grandparents home i've just came from there and there were alot of people because some old lady at their building died couple of days ago and they go there and sit doing nothing just talking about how good she was and they really gonna miss her....i liked her anyways she was so nice to me.....R.I.P
when i entered the apartment of ma grand parents there were ma aunts also there was this lady and she is ma moms friend and she introduced her self as aunt ..... i can't remember and then she introduced her daughter as lilly ...... she was such a cute girl wearing veil and seems so polite .... i like this type of calm girls with veil.
after awhile they left and during that there were alot of promises that they will come and visit us then after they left i asked simply who's is this girl or where is she studying?? i cant remember .... and as hunter who is about to get his Prey ma aunts and ma mom just turned to me and at the same time they all asked what do you think???
i said what do i think about her ..why i simply asked normal question .... they told me she looks pretty and cute .... ok loads of girls with the same specifications...
oh god when will my mom gonna stop that setup stuff ..... now i got the whole picture .... she knew they were coming and she knew i don't have our home keys ..... thats why she called me when i was on ma way home telling me there's no one home and i should come to ma grandparents home to get the keys......
anyways if she gonna pay for ma wedding expenses and bring car for ma wife and start to pay ma own expenses when i get married ...it will be fine with me ......
just kidding ..... i just wanna her to stop that setups .....
Back to the main point HEATHER :D:D ..... i will be with you tomorrow to read this..
Heather is avery nice person and kind ^^ SO FAR ^^
she is ma trainer who has to handle me ...... i feel sorry for her .... she thinks i'm funny and so far it's good ..... as long as she likes me i'll pass the test and that's not gonna happen after she read this :P:P
some were complaining that heather didn't tell us about the product and stuff like we should know ..... she was just doing that culture and community thing .... which we will never understand lol.
they didn't like the breaks and they wanted to get to the point....
Actually she needs to know alot about the Egyptians ..... they should 've give her culture and community classes about us that Egyptians never feel happy with anything :P:P.
if she started our first days with alot of info. they would have called her names that she is the destroyer or the angry Canadian and that would be the most nice names she will ever get ...... :P:P
Heather you will never make any Egyptian satisfied ..... deal with it if you wanna to come back ;).
but today when she started the info. about the products and how we gonna work i didn't hear complains and that's good though after few days i'll hear some saying if she spent more time about the product we won't be in a mess right now.
i do feel sorry for her because everyday she says today i'll get the key to my apartment then they give her that call that her apartment is not ready yet ...... why you are in such hurry for your apartment ??? you are living in ahotel ... you don't need to clean your room , you don't need to cook , you don't even have to do your own laundry ???? i envy you ..... i hope they call you today and give you your apartment key :P:P
she wanna do some packing back at her home in Canada..... i told her if you gonna offer me training there , i'll be more than happy to do your packing but unfortunately she refused :@:@:@:@ ....... do it by your self dear ..... the ship has sailed away ..... sorry it was one time offer .... i know you will call me from there and say " sorry tico i was wrong by not taking you with me " :P:P.....
by the way i keep calling her " SET EL KOL " ...... obviously she doesn't know wt does it mean ...... it means lady of ladies ...... guess what when i told her that today she replied " Emashy yallah " and it's like fuck off.
that girl who taught her that gonna live in such good days with me as long as i'm there.
back to my colleagues they are such a nice company but we all have issues either with our last job or companies or in life .....
we have alot in training complaining about their last companies ....... some didn't get promoted and some didn't like the job or some had issues with management department...... we are mix of angry people we didn't go there to work we went to fight our own battles to prove to ourselves it wasn't our fault and it was the whole system fault ....... the people in my training didn't come to work as agents they came to work as mangers and i know they will do it .... we all have previous experience in call centers .... well most of us ..... we all were about to get promoted our some got promoted but didn't like the company or just left it.
i'm pretty sure the next team managers and trainers will be from our wave ....... alot have the best record either in performance as customer service or sales as tele-sales..... wait for this people stream they gonna kick asses and i'll be proud of this wave that we had our training together.....
though some of us will prefer to be as agents as usual :P
today was a nice day anyways i get to know more about the people there and i like they shared somethings with me ......
and akram ma friend you wasn't in good mood today .... we used to tell jokes to each other also with mounier and ahmed ...... may be because i didn't take the same bus with him and he always thinks there's something in the other bus that's why i take it ..... no matter what i'm gonna say he has this idea in his mind..anyways its fine with me as long as we keep saying jokes about it ...... :D:D
And Toulba ma bal who i think we should be at the same shift together because we gonna make fun of all the people there also bishoi the youngest agent among us he's around 18 he gets shy when the people keep telling him oh sweety and lovely young and stuff like that ......
oh boy Hend who already hates me :P:P she has some issues with horoscopes ..... she judges the people from their horoscopes ...... OMG ..... she is like Mike is cancer and Mary is Libra they won't fit together ....... in the name of god who stills doing that ....... i kept teasing her today because she lives close to the company and doesn't have to wake up around 6:00 am to take the bus ...... my mom now is pissing me off because many times i told her to move to 6 of October and she refused because it's far away and she has that thought that as long as she is not living close to her parents' home then the rest of places full of thieves.....
also there's Amani whom by the way the only girl lives close to me and we have issues with the bus like today and tomorrow we gonna go to the H.R manager to complain about the bus driver who refused to drive us close to our home and he took some other way ...... i swear to god he sees nothing from my other face which i don't wanna use anytime soon.....
and how ironic when the H.R assistance's told us that he can drop us on the bridge ..... sorry ladies we didn't get our parachutes today ....... have mercy upon us i'm done with close minded people :@:@:@
and Amnain also did something strange she shared with me cab ?????
Dear if i wanted your money i would have told you ..... and she just gave me the money and just left ..... you gonna take your money tomorrow ...... and the cab driver told me good i love sharing ... that's the best type of girls ????
ok bro it's not your fucking business ????
People you are trying to piss me off today but unfortunately you failed ...... because i'm still in good that's why i'm writing that post :P:P
But before i go to sleep ........ FUCK that bus driver ,,, FUCK that cab driver ,,,,, FUCK setups marriages ,,,,,, FUCK waking up before work hours with 3 hours ,,,,,, FUCK AlMahour highway ,,,,,, FUCK the cold weather ,,,,, FUCK that shitty cafeteria we have ,,,,,, FUCK anyone who's trying to piss me off because simply i won't.....
Have a nice day :P:P
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